2nd MUGGIES NOMINEES

Because thanks to Baz and his Banter Bus I now have a bunch of new good friends that I chat with most nights. I am playing the game regularly again and loving it again. I’ve been a trucker for a long time but it wasn’t until the Banter Bus that I actually felt like I was a part of it, and that’s down to Baz. Plus as you all know he’s a bloody nice chap who will do just about anything to help folks out and make them feel welcome

After compiling and scoring the top 100 truckers in each category tracked by the helper MontyP came out on top, by a narrow margin. Just infront of the combined Hankey. He’s just a special trucker who is always trucking for the mug

No commander has ever given so much for so long for so little for so few for so seldom. Entarus continues to improve the hutton helper on a daily basis. He’s the engine that the truckers all run on.

I can’t think of anyone else who has done more in the game this year other than Baz and his banter bus. The group has single handedly pushed the agenda of the Dark Wheel triggering some interesting events and player with player events

He runs on caffeine, nicotine, and benzedrine. And never stops, seriously never. we’ve even asked him nicely and he’s still going. we’ve even tried removing the batteries and turning him off and on again. he just keeps going...

There’s nothing a few dozen Hankey Clones can’t achieve the combined hankey is actually the largest trader on the hutton helper by some distance, if only Mr Hankey would stick to one of his clones he could have walked this category. However we’ve taken his stats to the local black hole where they have been crushed together and with 1,393,944 units of cargo has actually out performed operation ida

4,759,405t delivered to fix stations burning as part of Operation Ida. This commanders individual trucking is worthy of an award on it’s own this is a serious amount of cargo to shift. Hutton loves a trader and nobody has traded to fix more stations than Rod

1,150,924 units of cago Brought 1st in Hutton Helper. Operation Ida finished their mission this year but Operation Ida truck for the mug too and they’ve been using the helper with this account to accumulate a massive lead over everyone, well everyone but the 10,000 mr Hankeys

He was able to supply PPE to several hospital trusts for free so my shell company could trouser millions in government contracts. He helps wherever he can and he’s helped make the muggies what it is today.

Imagine you are a new commander flying nervously around the bubble then BANG Interdiction! After soiling the inside of your spacesuit and flooding the remlock fear not because this commander does finance Fridays where she interdicts new Cmdrs and gives them free commodities. The robin hood of the truckers.

It’s flossy she’s always helpful. Fuel rat extrodinare she will happily spray your canopy with mugs whilst broadcasting the location of the next community goal. A lady of many talents, and still very much harmless

Entarius’s contribution makes the truckers tick. Without Entarius we would have to guess who did the most, the fastest. He’s also helpful in other ways but that usually requires a subscription to EntariusPrime

Super Duper Trucker Event organizer - Baz started the Baz’s Banter Bus for 26 days and now it continues way past that point. It has brought truckers together, we’ve talked, flown, blown up, engineered, AX’d, Guardian stuff and all things ED and Truckerish. We’ve even gone into Combat zones and HazRes sites ... So, none of this would have happened if it wasn’t for Baz and the Banter Bus!

She is forever producing outstanding Elite Dangerous artwork for the community. Everyone loves a bit of art to brighten their day and Beetlejudes art does just that. Amazing scenes from the galaxy jump out of the page in vivid colours, captivating all who gaze on their wonder

He has a hand in absolutely everything, dockers, that song and lots and lots of cock cheese. Ask him about the lovely blue veined one.

Although Entarius Fusion is the Face and brains behind the hutton helper, Psymons also does a lot of work behind the scenes for the helper and events that often gets overlooked. Without psymons there wouldn’t have been an 80 days around the verse and several problems are often bounced of psymons unfortuantly bouncing things off psymons usually ends up with him in a pot

The sheer amount of data dropped. 74,139,458,000 Credits of exploration data cashed in 1st in Hutton Helper by a country mile. nobody can comprehend what this commander must have gone through to get all this data in the first place. Still the hutton councilor is on hand and within a few short decades we can release them back into society.

Ain’t no-one jumpier, even beatin’ out them horny rabbits in th’ field! as buck nekkid would say. our bow lof petunias continues the mission to make the galaxy smell just a little bit more flowery and a lot less whaley.

Just sheer amount of places visited this commander is always around somewhere usually on economy saving those dying suns. it takes a lot to visit nearly every system in the bubble but astrosnufkin has come close. sometimes its not about the new stuff but about seeing what humanity have already achieved.

For taking LCU No Fool Like One on a record breaking trip in the Ruby Ruby Ruby so I could rob him of his EDSM record. Graememk is a jumping legend and fast at it too some of his jump distances have to be mesured in light centuries they’re so massive.

Aemilia runs a school for miners. No we’re not talking about the wailing little brats that vomit on your carpet and shit on granmas cat, we’re talking rocks, lots of rocks, chunky thick rocks with hard cores of solid metal. Teaching the galaxy how to beat those rocks into submission is just another day for Aemelia

This xbox Cmdr streams mining to such an incredible extent we wonder if there’s anything left for anyone else. Often found probing a ring before extracting all it’s juicy goodness, refining and selling is what Holy Helga does best and even better she shows you how.

Rampage needs his yorkshire chip resetting, Hot Box is a poor and charity driven section of the hutton truckers far from the glorious they struggle to fill their hold with commodities however for a yorkshire miner that’s not a problem. Rampage alone mined enough to buy and outfit a Fleet Carrier for HOTbox and this act of generosity hasn’t gone un-noticed.

Tao zee has crushed so many rocks and extracted so much from them he’s now one of the richest billionaires in the galaxy. Probably solely responsible for the galaxy wide drop in prices for void opals and painite this commander made good whilst the prices were high.

Faux pas of the year would be a better category here. He knows what he did that was very very naughty. However we wonder exactly what he had to do to get on this list....

Nailing Two HOTBOXers as well as a guardian sentinel within 30 seconds of an event starting. Robert is if you don’t know just a danger to himself and others around him especially in space. The naughtiest of truckers say that Bobby is in his own league. from blowing up his team mates within 1 minute of an Event starting, to single entendres with a dirty laugh, two pints of something alcholic and 3 creme eggs the nights about to get naughty!

For storing and retreving the muggies 2019 and not getting too much sweetcorn on them. Buck has previous and lots of it. If theres naughtiness in the air buck is there. Our big texan and his long horn got quite fruity with flossy at this years ECM, and it’s making me moist just thinking about it.

Being a dirty smuggler and trading with the illegal markets for 27,178 Units of cargo smuggled is about as naughty as it gets.

My Panto Dad is the best Panto Dad. Where do you start with this guy? He’s been in it from the start and has done everything ... except the running up a mountain bit obviously, oh and getting dockers finished in a reasonable time span. There’s that time he tried to grow a beard this year, not to mention the red face and his see through nipples. From the very start you can rely on kow to be there, usually 30 mins late but there....

Mia is a stalwart of the events and a constant pain in the arse. mainly because he’s that much smaller than everyone you usually end up sitting on him by accident. Mia is usually making us all laugh, being on the radio, and as the voice of the appology officer and several characters from Dockers. Mia has been a constant in the truckers from day one. Just a sheer delight to be around, if you can see where he is.

Chris not only should be nominated, he is deserving of this award as he has been a stalwart of the Truckers ever since I’ve been around. We have took the piss, mocked him and he still keeps giving back. A true gent and King of Colonia. There is nobody who puts more hours into the game, the bgs and is as willing to drop everything for you as Mr Hankey. He has a heart of gold and a ship full of void opals. But with his many accounts he has become 80% of colonia and now runs the taxi service to the bubble for free. If anyone is responsible for the size of hutton space it’s Mr Hankey

Because mobius is as old as the truckers and the lifetime of elite has been improved by Stalwart Admin of the Mobius Player Groups. Processes thousands of applications, rarely gets to play the game. Trooper

Delivered a mug to Colonia, Sag A and Beagle point after a dare while just starting out in the game. This probably sent the poor commander insane but he did get to see a lot of the galaxy with a mug.

Brand spanking new to the game, and instantly corrupted by Aemelia forced to mine under the threat of laser fire and with no other choice became a Trucker within week one. Still if you want some rocks blasted into smaller rocks this commander now knows everything there is to know

She has been playing for 6 months after never playing a game like ED and now streams ED. We’ve tried pills but it still percists, however we’ve taken a good look at these streams and decided that this commander has progressed massively in the 6 months they have been playing. Sometimes a prodigy arrives and seemingly takes to space like a squirrel to nuts. This commanders sheer determination to show her progress is commendable

Sometimes you just have to poke people into doing what you tell them sometimes they actively volunteer, no we haven’t wrapped our heads around this commanders stupidity yet either. Cmdr Techy MrB Joined us at Lavecon last year and has found a way to contribute to the truckers in an almost constant manner since then. Anything we can palm off to other people is always a bonus.

this commander has raised loads of money for charity dressed in various stupid outfits this year, vivid couldnt stop him he has worked very hard at awareness of guide dogs and trying to improve awareness of blindness. He’s always doing something for charity and raising money. He gives time and money to many causes and long may it continue

Despite wanting an excuse just to get out of the house, Steve manages to use that time by running stupid distances just to raise money for charity. The fact that it’ll stand him in good stead when chased by the law is a coincidence. Often found giving chunks of money to charity and not sitting on his arse to do it.

Sometimes charity takes different forms. The stuff this guy creates is magical. He also gives more blood each year than I have in my body. We’re not sure what he uses as paint but that red figurine was a bit suspect. However it all raised money for a good cause and for that we salute you

For his charity stream for special effect, also because he is a charity case needing help with Manimal and Thundercat based questions. 24hrs on a stream for charity is quite common these days what isn’t common is when it’s your last stream.

Can clear a burning station of refugees quicker than venting the airlocks. Nocti’s taxi is legendary throughout the bubble although it can be a bit of a squeeze sometimes nearly all the commanders make it to the other end without suffercating

Willingly hauling people around the galaxy AND providing for their whims. Most the passengers ask for things that they really should have purchased from duty free before boarding. But Stu always believes the customer is right and will go out of his way to get that one ton of biowaste that will make all the difference to their journey

There has been a trend this year to stick a dashcam on your ship and film the sights, not every ship can be in the top 1% but this commander certainly can with the amazing images on SPVFA of his Euro Tours ships taking passengers all over the Galaxy and showing them and us the best of what the galaxy has to offer

players come and go when there is an evacuation in play but RWC is a constant taxi service pulling those poor people out by their pubic hair if he has to. It matters not where and who needs saving Rincewind is usually the 1st on the scene and the last to leave it. If you’re on fire this is the man to call.

Imagine you’ve spent 6 months gathering all the data you could flying out into the void. Billions of credits of data. Then imagine you got drunk one night and crashed into a high G planet and lost the lot. That’s what Lonestar did I think he’s still crying now.

Hosted Speedbowl 4, which was the cause of many billions of credits of rebuys for cmdrs across the galaxy. A demolition derby for all is certainly worthy of a rebuy award. All those lovely credits that have flooded into lakon spaceways coffers. Besides who doesn’t like to use ramming speed.

Cmdr Boff is a nefarious commander when it comes to messing around whilst other commanders make serious runs but sometimes that comes back to bite you in the arse. Purely for the number of times he has tried to crush carrumba’s SRV during a mountain climb only to destroy his own DBX he deserves this nominationspectacularly-

There’s not an event goes by where Mailice doesn’t bite the dust in a new and hilarious way. The auto defence turrets at Hutton start tracking him as soon as he drops in to Alpha Centauri now. Even though space is mostly empty if there is a higgs boson to hit this commander will extinguish his ship on it

He ran missions non stop to get Ear Grubbs back into Delta Pavonis. Often playing when there were far more important things to do however he was completely potty or growing flowers or something in a pot. Whatever the reasons he did a lot of missions after being nefariously pushed down the stairs this year and ending up in a pot

Texas stu is often found lurking around the mission boards waiting for that juicy number to arrive. Leil is constantly telling him to come back in 10 minuites as he often clears the board of all missions in seconds. After being exiled to Colonia has beaten Mr Hankey by taking all the bloody missions there too.

The Machine, The myth, the legend that is montgommery python who many think is an AI unit that escaped decomission in the 33rd century is often found at the top of many hutton categories he would be the ideal choice for a hutton decathalete. Sadly this isn’t the olympics and he’s 2nd in the hutton helper.

Not many commanders can go toe to toe with huttons best when it comes to mission running but this year doc jack has managed to top the hutton helper several times over the year despite having less time than the others to play

7,461,404,593 credits of bounties cashed in Number 1 in hutton helper Bounties cashed in. Well the stats say it all if a ship so much as peeks open it’s gun ports Aleks Zuno has vaporised it into the galaxies hardest jigsaw. A man on a mission, that mission to rid the galaxy of lawbreaking ships.

1,031 bounties dropped 1st in Hutton Helper there isn’t a safe space in the galaxy not when monty p is around rounding up all the criminals he can find and proving it’s not just about the credits. Huttons very own robocop has single handedly made the galaxy a safer place to fly

For being so damn good at killin’, he’s showing Taren how it’s done this is usually because Taren is sleeping and needs protecting. But be assured when there’s things to be blown up Atik 2 is the man you want protecting you. Ridding the galaxy of scum and pirates is just what he does for breakfast.

HOT CQC is where lonely commanders go for a chat and a nice mug of tea before kicking ten tons of crap out of each other in extremely small ships. Even Flossy has become a killer thanks to CQC nights. Shawside is huttons very own race marshal and organiser getting all those cmdrs who would never even throw a mug in anger to behave in quite a violent manner.